{"id":216,"date":"2010-02-04T20:30:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T20:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jannotults.ee\/index.php\/2010\/02\/04\/janno-tarkuste-raamat\/"},"modified":"2010-02-04T20:30:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T20:30:00","slug":"janno-tarkuste-raamat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jannotults.ee\/index.php\/2010\/02\/04\/janno-tarkuste-raamat\/","title":{"rendered":"Janno Tarkuste Raamat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>* \u00dcle krooni sahiseva k\u00f5lab lauluh\u00e4\u00e4l, eurod teevad tilla-talla imearmsasti-i, eurod teevad tilla-talla imearmsasti-i. K\u00f5lisevat euroaega, muhhahaaa&#8230;<br \/>\n* Ma ei taha vanemaks saades nii palju ringi kulgeda, sest muld, mis mu k\u00fcljest kukub, on ju vaja kokku koguda, et osagi mu&#8217;st ei kaoks.<br \/>\n* Huvitav. Kui koer nimetada \u00fcmber kassiks, kas ta hakkab siis hiiri ka p\u00fc\u00fcdma?<br \/>\n* Oodata on uut t\u00f6\u00f6h\u00f5ivet: t\u00e4navate koristajad saavad t\u00f6\u00f6 juba m\u00f5ne kuu p\u00e4rast. (avaldatud vist jaanuaris 2010)<br \/>\n* Varsti lisandub hulk t\u00f6\u00f6tuid: lumekoristajad, sest saabub kevad.<br \/>\n* x+y on nagu siga ja lehm v\u00f5i siis lehm ja siga (vt 22.01.2010 \u00d5petajate Lehte)<br \/>\n* x*y on nagu sigalehm v\u00f5i lehmsiga (vt 22.01.2010 \u00d5petajate Lehte)<br \/>\n* ideaalne kitarr: v\u00f5tad k\u00e4tte ja juba ta m\u00e4ngibki.<br \/>\n* magavale kassile ei jookse hiir seep\u00e4rast suhu, et ta magab kinnise suuga.<\/p>\n<p>Indreku tarkuste raamat:<br \/>\n* unistuste tulevik: abielluda ja saada 10 last, kes k\u00f5ik on prohvetid.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00f5ningad uuendatud reklaamid:<br \/>\n* \u00dcks mure rohkem! \u00dcks mure v\u00e4hem (Prisma)<br \/>\n* Hakkame rohkem maksma! Hakkame v\u00e4hem maksma (Maxima)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* \u00dcle krooni sahiseva k\u00f5lab lauluh\u00e4\u00e4l, eurod teevad tilla-talla imearmsasti-i, eurod teevad tilla-talla imearmsasti-i. K\u00f5lisevat euroaega, muhhahaaa&#8230; * Ma ei taha vanemaks saades nii palju ringi kulgeda, sest muld, mis mu k\u00fcljest kukub, on ju vaja kokku koguda, et osagi mu&#8217;st ei kaoks. * Huvitav. Kui koer nimetada \u00fcmber kassiks, kas ta hakkab siis hiiri [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jannotults.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jannotults.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jannotults.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jannotults.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jannotults.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jannotults.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jannotults.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jannotults.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jannotults.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}